I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper

"Marie?"
"Hi, Mom."
"I'm calling to tell you something."
"Go ahead, Mom."
"Did you know I'm a lesbian?"
"Yep."
"I just wanted you to know."
"You've lived a good life."
"No, I haven't."
"Well, I forgive you."
"I was going to ask you to forgive me."
"I forgive you. I love you, Mom."
"Would you tell Mary?"
"Sure."
She hangs up.